Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
Nothing! It's a soft drink!
A cowboy riding his horse.
I believe that would be Steamboat Willie.
3 bros went fishing you see 1 and he says i got tired so i countd the fish there wasnt an even 3rd so i threw 1 away took my share and left each brother did the same thing how many did they start with?
They started with 4.
A hole in the ground and a towel.
I dont think any one invented it I think just all dirty minded people use it as a joke which everyone seems to understand and use.
you see,nobody really knows.
A gummy bear!
Which of the following items is something that almost every society has hadParliamentCircusesGovernmentWritten law?
The answer is: a garbage truck! The joke is 'What has wheels and flies'.
A bull shark
You think of them, here is one: You are a school bus driver at the first stop 10 students get on and 4 get off. at the second stop six students get on and 2 get off. at the 3rd stop everyone gets off the question is : what are the bus driver's eye color?
He's short-sighted and mistook the chicken in front of him for an angel
Two moms and two daughters go fishing They catch one big fish one little fish and one fat fish Only three fish are caught but each still take a fish home How is this possible?
The fat fish gives live birth to another fish.
Simba is the ruler of this nation
I would say ice is not easily set on fire.
Not to a caveman.
hungry and angry
What is the answer to the riddle 'I am what you cannot be But you once were what I will become I am what only blind can see And of infinity and 1 I am the sum I am the cure and I am the cancer'?
The answer is nothing because you cant be nothing, you were nothing before you were born and will be when you die, the blind see nothing... and so on. :)After hours of trying to figure this out... A thought. I am what you cannot be but you once were what I will become. We cannot be an idea, but we...
FREEZE shock BLAST rush SWING morph
pass out candy
I am what you cannot be but you once were what i will become i am what only blind can see and of infinity and 1 i am the sum i am the cure and i am the cancer?
After hours of trying to figure this out... A thought. I am what you cannot be but you once were what I will become. We cannot be an idea, but we were once an idea from our parents. We are now trying to think of the answer, therefore a thought. I am what only blind can see and of infinity and 1 i...
I have 3 apples and two rabbits. A rabbit ate an apple and I added one. The rabbits ate one each how many apples did the rabbits eat together?
A few funny jokes are: What do you call a girl lawyer? Sue! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Knock Knock. Who's there? ADHD kid. ADHD kid who? Oh, hey, wanna go ride bikes? Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow- MOO!"
I highly doubt it. However, it is still possible that they madealcohol and drank it with their friends. Wine is one of the easier things to make, and occasionally prisoninmates make it behind bars. So cavemen could have certainly madealcohol. Fruit contains sugar and is often covered with yeast....
Two Wrights make an airplane.
Pandemonium was the capital of Hell in Milton's Paradise Lost and has come to mean any site of wild disorder, noise, or confusion.
The trickiest riddle
Some take you in the morning some take you in the evening but one thing you should know that when I'm taken i do not go what is it?
Yes and No, but not in that order.
Because he had hives!
because he is important and needs his break
to know your audience...
The riddle goes like this-What falls, but does not break, and what breaks but does not fall? Night falls
They are ging to have a little one.
On your way to BlackThorn city,u will have to go there by using Route 29,after u defeat all gym leaders except in blackthorn,u will find and Ivysaur on Route 29.It is about level 3 or 4
There was a collision on the busiest motorway in the world Police have said there were jams everywhere. how is that joke funny?
That's not even funny; what a pointless joke. Actually, that sounds like an attempt at wry humor. If we aretalking about Thailand or wherever, the traffic is so bad andjammed up everywhere, that nobody would even notice a collision, asthe traffic would not flow any worse. Other drivers would likely...
Nothing! The answer is nothing! Am I right??
He just stopped by for a short exercise break.
Hat, because if you turn four around to its mirror image next tothe normal number, it's a hat.
'You' Or I guess I got infected with your family's BS when I "hung out" with your mom/dad
Can i borrow some money?NoWhy? arent you super rich?Yeah, im rich because i Don't give out money!(i think its from the movie just go with it)
Can you list some statements for us so that we can better help you
Grumpy cat 😤🐈
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
A man finds a truck full of diamonds He tries to sell them but they end up being fake How is he a millionaire?
because he was already rich
A, k, m, n, v, w, x, y, z
I can't wait to recieve my letter from my friend in Florida.
N marble walls as white as milk lies a skin as soft as milk inside a fountin crystal clear a golden apple does apper there are no doors though this stronghold yet thieves break in and steel the gold y?
The only difference between here and there is about locality. Here is close to you. There is farther away from you. Or the "T" "t"here here.
What is the answer to the riddle I am what you cannot be But you once were what I will become I am what only blind can see And of infinity and 1 I am the sum I am the cure and I am the cancer?
the answer is death.
No pain, no gain.
If you are at a fork in the road and there are two people on truth teller and one liar and you have one question to go down the right path but you do not know which one it is what question do you ask?
Ask one of them, 'What would the other person say is the right path?', then go down the opposite path to what they say.
she will be famous
Because she could not keep her hexes to herself?
A rainbow is something that appears in the sky after it rains and it has colors. A desert is a hot or dry area with no rain.
I am the color of the sky during sunrise and sunset My hooves are black as midnight and my wings are as white as snow I am usually mentioned when something doesn't exist What am I?
Not really considering people are made of water.
Knock Knock. Whos there?not your grandma. shes dead.
I went to a resturant who served food at anytime so i orded french toast during the renasiance why was it called the dark ages? Becuase there were so many knights
Question: "What is the Roman Numeral for Zero?" Answer: There ISN'T one!
I don't know I never tasted and I will never .
Yes Because you are in water and it is obvious
None because there were never any snakes in Ireland.
If it takes 5 minutes to cut across a log how long does it take to cut a 5 foot log into 5 equal parts?
20 minutes. It only takes 4 cuts to make 5 equal-sizedpieces.
212 and -6.5 are not used.
Mr. White Mr. Black and Mr. Rust are teachers. There are five subjects - English French Math History and Geography. Who teaches which subjects?
mr. white teaches geography mr. black teaches English french mr. rust teaches geography
in my opinion they are all pretty awesome!
Put a bucket of water on top of the door and ask them to go into the room but don't let your mum walk in
Well hopefully they will get skinnier lol
Rockets are made to blast in to space Cotton was big but steel took its place what state is this riddle talking about?
Some only americans will understand, because we are stupid.
4 cars come to a 4 way stop all coming from a different direction They can't decide who got there firstso they all move at the same time Amazingly there were no crashes why not?
They all reverse away......
Anybody ALWAYS has a good joke...
"I went to a Sears white sale and bought a caucasian family." Heard it on Arsenio Hall (and thought it was hilarious). Of course they do. If Group A interacts regularly with Group B, then sooner or later each will have jokes about the other. "How do you recognize a WASP? They get out of the shower...
So this duck walks into a hardware store (or library) and he says to the guy "Do you have any grapes?" the guys like "no, we're a hardware store" so the duck waddles out. The next day the duck walks back in and say s"Do you have any grapes?" The guys like "uh no?" So the duck waddles out. The NEXT...
What is his answer They belong to me They belong to you They can make you feel happy or make you feel blue They never end until the day you do?
Answer: a Day.
you just say "Yo Mama" then something mean Don't focus too much on realistic jokes. Think of something that isreally funny and apply it to a person. And there you go!
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