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Jokes and Riddles

Parent Category: Humor & Amusement
Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
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Just look at a calender and count the days!!!! That's just being lazy! If you're really that lazy, they would come back on Saturday of the next week.
12 goes into 40 3 times with 4 leftover, or 3 1/3 times.
Put a bucket of water on top of the door and ask them to go into the room but don't let your mum walk in
Well hopefully they will get skinnier lol
Some only americans will understand, because we are stupid.
because he has BO and hes smelly 1. he wares his pe shirt home 2.cycles to school 3. doesnt shower
Anybody ALWAYS has a good joke...
52 cards in a pack without jokers
"I went to a Sears white sale and bought a caucasian family." Heard it on Arsenio Hall (and thought it was hilarious). Of course they do. If Group A interacts regularly with Group B, then sooner or later each will have jokes about the other. "How do you recognize a WASP? They get out of the shower...
So this duck walks into a hardware store (or library) and he says to the guy "Do you have any grapes?" the guys like "no, we're a hardware store" so the duck waddles out. The next day the duck walks back in and say s"Do you have any grapes?" The guys like "uh no?" So the duck waddles out. The NEXT...
you just say "Yo Mama" then something mean
Twelve. It does not matter what you refer to, there are 12 anythings in a dozen.
cereal. plain ol' cereal.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it.Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight...
at the end of the rainbow
Pictures can't talk . Unfair - we've been hung, but we were framed!
The Turkey sandwich would because he would gobble up the chicken sandwich!!
You can point to your name badge and say, "Right Now!".
que yo no entente yo no ablas engles
Drunken and bubbleless. Barred soap, check the bar's soap list
i don't know the 18 hour bra but i know a bra joke it goes   how do you catch a bra?    set a boobie trap!
Jerry Seinfeld wrote the books., Maybe with Barry Marder
A  riddle is a  statement or  question or  phrase having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a   puzzle to be solved.
Pea soup fog is fog that is extremely thick, or heavy.
The answer to this riddle is a candle. The candle is tallest when  it is young (unlit) and is short when it is old (when it is  melted). When it is alive it glows (candlelight). It dies because  it gets blown out. It can also be blown out or die from your  breath.
What's a henway? About two pounds.
Yes. Record one or more moos, and put them on a playback device which is designed to moo with the timing of a cow.
Few belive in the existence of phantasmal entities. Many believe ancestral spirits inhabit plants, animals, everyday objects, etc.. It all depends on your type of ghost.
its called a Bureau .
  When he sits on the thrown
SOME folks are sensitive about their age, so be careful... Besides, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! -Get it?I like to tell people (especially those I've never met) that they don't LOOK a year older...
trick question chuck Norris is god
They are a variant of the Black Bear, arriving in our world with colors ranging from black through brown, cinnamon, silver-blue, and yes, white. The white bear are known as "spirit bears" or "kermodes".
he snaeked through window put bag on head slipped and fell DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD (dead)
She is an awesome person who cares about others.She is also one very smart person who has answered many unanswered questions.
yo mama so fat when she went to sea world she got baptizeda better one would be yo mama so fat, when god said let there be light, she rolled over.
there are lots but ill tell you a few today root beer joke: what do trees drink? A: root beer get it ROOT beer skeleton joke: what did the french skeleton say before he ate his food? A: bone appetite get it? BONE appetite? not bon but bone! every one might know this one the chicken joke: why did...
Jack Black's first movie was "Our shining moment." It was a made for tv movie.
IF it rains in April plant life blooms in May
it should be none cause its not healthy but i guess not more than 2slice
In Act I Scene 5 (the party scene) he plays the jolly host and makes jokes about accidentally stepping on girls' feet when they have corns.
What came first the chicken or the egg?
- I can be made out of metal or plastic or both. -I'm easy to carry -I connect small items and if you shake me I will jingle. -I am always within reach, but i can easily be lost -I come in different forms, shapes, colors and sizes -I can be electronic too -I can help promote your business -I...
No no one should make fun of short people with short jokes its just not funny its like calling a tall person skyscraper its stupid and mean and yes i am short
That is the reflection of the sky and how light scatters.
A screw, which is basically a wrapped incline.
Elizabeth was highly intelligent. She had the knowledge of  a scholar and was one of the smartest women of her time. She had a  fiery temper and you didn't want to get in her way when she was  angry. She was very intuitive. When Elizabeth became frightened,  she often said she was sick and took...
Yes, please, I would love one.
Why haven't the aliens found us yet? They already have, they're  just looking for intelligent life too.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays two days, and leaves  on Friday. How'd he do it?    A: His horse's name is Friday.
they enjoy it but it just falls whole, out of their anus after afew seconds
Time flies without wings.
You take whatever is happning and turn it into the most abruptly  funny thing you can think of. Or say what its reminding you of. for  example, ' This reminds me of that one episode of______"
there is no 5 season it was cacelled July 23, 2008
  No, he left a note saying he wanted to come over for ice cream and brains. It told me to leave my front door unlocked, and my front lawn unguarded. LOL (from Plants vs Zombies)
No, chicken only live in Earth!!!!!!!!! ------------- And you know this HOW?
Yo mama is so stupid that she grabbed two quarters and acted like she was listening to 50cent!! Lmao
Q: Why should you walk carefully when it's raining cats & dogs? A: Because you might step on a poodle!Q: What did the farmer say when he could not find his tractor?A: Where's my tract-or?
 ==Go and change all of the clocks in the house 2 or 3 hours ahead or you could put a post-it note over the bottom of the computer mouse so it does not work. LOL this is mean tell somebody that you love them and then an hour later tell them April Fools!! Hope this helps also search pranks...
If your parent and their parent are married then it's your step parent but if they're not then there's no relation.
I'd check yer butt, cause people always say "If it was up yer butt you'd know!" so I'd start checkin there.