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Jokes and Riddles

Parent Category: Humor & Amusement
Tickle your brain! Laugh and have some fun! If you know a great, non-offensive joke or riddle, this is the place for it!
Parachutes. They were skydivers. The open pack has a released parachute. The closed pack never released its chute, thus the dead man.
knock knockl ? who's there. Oats Oats Who OATS
Taste because insects taste horrible
Joke: You get someone wearing Nobel bottoms.    Serious: Jews can be hippies; there is nothing to cross.
By forming carppools   carp...ha. Another stupid math worksheet.By forming carppools.
Pinch hitter on a baseball team. Actually, there were TWO men at home with masks... :)
Fuel. use it once, see it before, see it after
she only opens when he does it for her.
Slowly when the summer goes away
None. But one.Or was there two times 3?That means six.Or was it eight time 2?That would be sixteen, that's fifteen too many.The answer is one.
If this is a number I think three
coz the dolphin is vegetrian
The very first one to get eaten ...the top banana would be perfect compared to the ones underneath- ripe and not bruised.
Fruits that start with "R" are: raspberry, rowan, rambutan,  rhubarb, redcurrent, rockmelon, and raisin. !
a butcher is 5foot 10 inches how much does he weight answer -meat
As many it takes you to screw yours up!! TEN! YA GOT A PRO'LEM W'DAT?
why did god make blacks stink?so blind people can hate them to!
being disoriented. lol
A dirty joke.Actually, jokes can be rude without being dirty. Joking about race, nationality, handicap, or sexual orientation can be rude, even if there are no references to sexuality nor bodily functions.
There is a such word as courageous. It means you are full of courage and no fear what so ever
Just google "funny jokes" and you are bound to find one
It's a superstition/belief some people have. No one knows for  sure if it's right 
   ===Mark Lee is gay due to the fact, that once, he was in the pool. His step-dad told him to get out. Once he got out. His step-dad inappropriately touched his butt and said," Mark, Sleep with me tonight, I will comfort you." Then Mark said, "Okay, I need to be comfortable. because I'm...
i know this isn't exactly a very sophisticated answer but i basically think they were made for fun. i love them and they are very amusing toys for all ages !
Chicken Flu has absolutely nothing to do with what currency is used. The currency of Germany is the Euro (€), and has been since 2002. Before that the currency was the Deutschmark.
  The answer is "Out of harm's way"
Hungry, angry, agree.
scholastic search a book to read on famous jokes
Right when school starts you give a note to the office saying your mom has to pick you up at a certain time and when its lunch and its really crowded you sneak out.
From the Internet-Google
well California is both hot and cold in the south it is hot but in the north such as Dublin or San Ramon it is cool
You're so cool that you make me dance underneath a dead dog on  Wednesdays of every second week in June and October with a large  collection of $10 sunglasses by my feet with a jacket full of  stereotypical Asian people with unusually large tongues but licking  honey out of beehives by the tip...
Q: What did the watering can say to the broken snowboard? A: Dartboard! ----------------- -You didn't say it had to be funny! <XD>
It was named after the perennial stream, Red River, that flowed through the town, coming from the northern slopes of Wheeler Peak.
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a  job application.   yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you,  instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter!   yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue  tooth!
Take off your old tire and put on a new one!
hi illegal man.wat u doing.r u hanging out or something.
One of the most famous peanut jokes is: Two peanuts were walking down the road when one was "assaulted" (a salted). Get it?   ANOTHER ONE: A preacher decided to make a home visitation to an elderly woman in his congregation. He arrives and she invites him in to sit in the living room. She asks if...
look in the easy places first most people will put them in easy  places because they think your to smart to look there
1. Get to level 72. Put it down on a table, floor, or other sturdy surface3. Grab a baseball bat4. Beat the **** out of it
Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Perhaps the chicken didn't even understand it was eating another chicken? Or maybe because it liked the taste of it? For the future maybe you should reconsider asking questions such as these :)
Answer: "Chicago" always starts with a C, and "End" always starts with an E
Eight wrongs make a right. To explain what I mean I'll give you an example.Take eight and get rid of the "e". Now take wrongs and get rid of the "w", "o", "n", and "s". Take the left over "g" and merge it with the "g" in "ight" and take the "r" and put in in front of those letters. You have...
When summer begins on June 21
  Until they grow up and leave home :(
There are a couple of places that fit. The Women's Restroom and women's dressing rooms
I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E to answer that one...
What do you need oregano for anyway
A free ticket to the show?
They were hoping to fly across the International Dateline so that their homework would not be due until tomorrow.
because he wanted to hit the sack
Then there will be 1000 baseballs that will hit the ground.