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Two men where on a desert one was alive and one was dead the dead mans backpack was closed and the alive mans backpack was open what was in the backpacks?
Parachutes. They were skydivers. The open pack has a released parachute. The closed pack never released its chute, thus the dead man.
knock knockl ? who's there. Oats Oats Who OATS
Taste because insects taste horrible
Answer this Riddle A guy knocks at a girls door girl says Who is it Guy replies What if your mother-in-law is my mother-in-laws mother What is the relation between the guy and the girl?
Joke: You get someone wearing Nobel bottoms. Serious: Jews can be hippies; there is nothing to cross.
swag is for cool people
By forming carppools carp...ha. Another stupid math worksheet.By forming carppools.
Spajetti and raviloli
A man left home one day and made three left turns and met a man with a mask on What was the first man's profession?
Pinch hitter on a baseball team. Actually, there were TWO men at home with masks... :)
Fuel. use it once, see it before, see it after
There was a limey a Mexican and an American stading on top of the rotterdam tower the American says you can fly all you do is jump of so the limey says I will go first so he jumps 1000?
feet to his death and the Mexican says to the American you are cruel superman
Walks in the wind Runs in the rain Makes dry oceans in the sun Counts time stops clocks Swallows kingdoms gnaws rocks?
she only opens when he does it for her.
Slowly when the summer goes away
None. But one.Or was there two times 3?That means six.Or was it eight time 2?That would be sixteen, that's fifteen too many.The answer is one.
Your driver's license.
the rouy fo taeracs.
If this is a number I think three
On a farm there are horses and three-legged-cows There are total of 65 heads and 246 legs How many horses are on the farm?
There are 51 horses and 14 sheep (51*4)+(14*3)=246 51+14=65
coz the dolphin is vegetrian
The very first one to get eaten ...the top banana would be perfect compared to the ones underneath- ripe and not bruised.
Fruits that start with "R" are: raspberry, rowan, rambutan, rhubarb, redcurrent, rockmelon, and raisin. !
a butcher is 5foot 10 inches how much does he weight answer -meat
As many it takes you to screw yours up!! TEN! YA GOT A PRO'LEM W'DAT?
Magnum, perhaps. A type of gun, a possible brand, and a P.I.
why did god make blacks stink?so blind people can hate them to!
Use an orr!
Asteroid is the answer to this riddle.
being disoriented. lol
A dirty joke.Actually, jokes can be rude without being dirty. Joking about race, nationality, handicap, or sexual orientation can be rude, even if there are no references to sexuality nor bodily functions.
There is a such word as courageous. It means you are full of courage and no fear what so ever
Just google "funny jokes" and you are bound to find one
It's a superstition/belief some people have. No one knows for sure if it's right
he marries her
Romeo and Juliet met in the sky and they kiss each other and when Romeo is about to turn away Juliet called out to him why?
Because she obviously missed him..
there were the minotaurs minuons
===Mark Lee is gay due to the fact, that once, he was in the pool. His step-dad told him to get out. Once he got out. His step-dad inappropriately touched his butt and said," Mark, Sleep with me tonight, I will comfort you." Then Mark said, "Okay, I need to be comfortable. because I'm...
There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lot of babies. What is it?
Watermelon. It starts green, then white, then red, the seeds(baby)
They have neither flesh nor feathers nor scales nor bones but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
i know this isn't exactly a very sophisticated answer but i basically think they were made for fun. i love them and they are very amusing toys for all ages !
The term 'good insult' is an oxymoron.
Jock the coalman
Chicken Flu has absolutely nothing to do with what currency is used. The currency of Germany is the Euro (€), and has been since 2002. Before that the currency was the Deutschmark.
The answer is "Out of harm's way"
To get to the other side
Hungry, angry, agree.
scholastic search a book to read on famous jokes
Right when school starts you give a note to the office saying your mom has to pick you up at a certain time and when its lunch and its really crowded you sneak out.
From the Internet-Google
well California is both hot and cold in the south it is hot but in the north such as Dublin or San Ramon it is cool
You're so cool that you make me dance underneath a dead dog on Wednesdays of every second week in June and October with a large collection of $10 sunglasses by my feet with a jacket full of stereotypical Asian people with unusually large tongues but licking honey out of beehives by the tip...
Q: What did the watering can say to the broken snowboard? A: Dartboard! ----------------- -You didn't say it had to be funny! <XD>
It was named after the perennial stream, Red River, that flowed through the town, coming from the northern slopes of Wheeler Peak.
==Answer== The letter E. and h
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
Take off your old tire and put on a new one!
hi illegal man.wat u doing.r u hanging out or something.
One of the most famous peanut jokes is: Two peanuts were walking down the road when one was "assaulted" (a salted). Get it? ANOTHER ONE: A preacher decided to make a home visitation to an elderly woman in his congregation. He arrives and she invites him in to sit in the living room. She asks if...
look in the easy places first most people will put them in easy places because they think your to smart to look there
THey read penguin books.
1. Get to level 72. Put it down on a table, floor, or other sturdy surface3. Grab a baseball bat4. Beat the **** out of it
The third turn.
Some sites are listed below the answer, and they have jokes such as: Yo mama's so fat, that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Perhaps the chicken didn't even understand it was eating another chicken? Or maybe because it liked the taste of it? For the future maybe you should reconsider asking questions such as these :)
Answer: "Chicago" always starts with a C, and "End" always starts with an E
Eight wrongs make a right. To explain what I mean I'll give you an example.Take eight and get rid of the "e". Now take wrongs and get rid of the "w", "o", "n", and "s". Take the left over "g" and merge it with the "g" in "ight" and take the "r" and put in in front of those letters. You have...
When summer begins on June 21
Until they grow up and leave home :(
Day and night
There are a couple of places that fit. The Women's Restroom and women's dressing rooms
I-M-P-O-S-S-I-B-L-E to answer that one...
I am something that must be replenished when used but when you use someone else's you never think to ask permission to use it What am I?
What is the answer to this riddle Start with the number of k's on a p deduct the s's on a cb and then deduct the h's and in d the answer is zero?
Keys on a Piano=88, Squares on a Chess Board=64, Hours in a Day=24.
What do you need oregano for anyway
A free ticket to the show?
They were delicious!
One because they love the light
They were hoping to fly across the International Dateline so that their homework would not be due until tomorrow.
because he wanted to hit the sack
Then there will be 1000 baseballs that will hit the ground.