What would you like to do?
Why didn't the Hellspawn cross the road?
He didn't have the guts!
The chicken didn't cross the road because... - there was a KFC restaurant on the other side. - it was busy changing a light bulb. - there was no one there to egg it on. -… it didn't want to lay it on the line. - it was marching to the beat of a different drumstick. - it didn't want to be chicken pie. - a chicken crossing the road would be a fowl proceeding. - it was too chicken. - one day, he sat down on the side of the road and stared off intothe unknown distance. And he realized something. The grass was not greener on the other side. It was beautifulright where he was. Despite what everyone told him, the grass wasnot greener on the other side.
to use the restroom
'Cause it saw the chicken that tried crossing the road get ran over.
I looked, I listened, I stepped onto the road, I crossed the road.
because he was an orange
Because he was waiting for the light to go green. Poor dog. He's color blind so he's going to be there a while...
When two roads cross, they form an intersection.
Because he had to go back to school and learn how to spell 'the'
he didnt have the stomach for it. he didnt have the nerve to do it.
as a matter of fact he couldnt. why? because he got runover by a fiat punto. a white one. he dented the bonet, broke the left wingmirror and put a crack in the bottom left cor…nor of the windscreen. im sure that tought him a lesson. to look boths ways when tempted to eat some chocolate. just joking marcus. lol